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11 | 2020-02-05 | Jesus <>
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12 | 2020-02-01 | Anna Petrova <>
I'm interested in importing dildos with my cheap gold. I want to resell and make even more money than the other leeches on this site.
13 | 2019-08-02 | CJ <>
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
14 | 2019-05-24 | Harry Mangina <>
I need to get sold something. I am definently making to much for putting my finger up others men's butts and feeling around in there dark and oh so dirty but holes. I need to waste some money. Please sell me something.
15 | 2019-05-21 | Michael Bunwonder <>Chairman Approved
I am CEO of a company that's over two centuries old and we are expecting to expand our portfolio of portable toilets very soon. If you'd like in on this great opportunity, just contact me at your earliest convenience. Otherwise you can just piss off for missing out on something that would make you a lot of money really easily. If you don't have any money to invest, no worries, we can get you set up with our IOU program that will get your foot in the door. It's as easy as contacting me right now and we can get started. Still hesitant? Maybe you'd be interested in our free preview program that gives you a sneak peak into our other ventures in the pubic hair dye industry which is set to boom very soon now that pubic nudity laws are set to relax around the country soon you will see men and women alike showing off their beautiful pubic regions without a care in the world and it'll be dyed with our fantastic gluten-free, free range, all-natural dyes. Just shoot me an email to get started today.
16 | 2019-04-29 | George <>
carrots for sale
17 | 2019-04-14 | Lopez Morgan <>
Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
18 | 2019-02-06 | Ned Saw <>
Viruses cured, Tax troubles resolved, babies buttered and hams smoked!

The best and brightest of Australia are called to ACTION!!!

+61 8 72006688
+61 8 72006688
+61 8 72006688
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Out lines are OPEN and itching for six inches of the finest you have to give.

(mentions of Nelly William and her pussy will result in instant call termination so please do not raise this issue with us ever again thank you)

19 | 2019-01-30 | Wilbur <>
Is this where you order the ham?
20 | 2019-01-23 | Gregg Edwin <>
I sell flanges and Johnson rods..
And I am looking for foreign investors.
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