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Chairman's Selections: Sales Pitches
1 | 2022-04-01 | Andris Liepa <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I am a businessman and investor from Latvia, looking to launder and possibly double the money I acquired from bank robbery in Bosnia. I am also very interested in human trafficked mail order brides, as my ugly face is not attractive enough for local women.
Will also gladly accept any investments in my cow prostitution business (free demonstration available, blindfold and condoms required). If you wish to participate, please choose from our selection of services below:
-Cow CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)
-Cow bondage play
-Reverse cow anal (the cow fucks you)
Also, let me know if you find out what has happened to my grandfather Markuss Zirgstīgstrinkšķināminstruments Kardioradikulomieroneirīts Zirgēdājs Daunis Pakaļa Liepa.
2 | 2022-01-13 | Sunday Monkey <email@example.com>
Step back nonbelievers, or the rain will never come! When I was a small child of 6 or 7 I used to hitchhike to my dealer's house to score an 8 ball. I especially liked it when old unwashed men in vans with filthy curtains in the windows would stop to pick me up. Some of the men had long bushy beards with many days food nestled inside thatch of pubic bread and they would allow me to feed. Others had ravens or starlings or tanagers living within the thatch and in the beards of those men I knew such delicacies as I bit through beak and wing. The song of tiny birds being eaten from a pervert's filthy beard re-wires the pleasure centers of a 6 year old's brain in ways normal people can never understand. One day I bite in too far and I chew off old man's chin and many teeth as well. In our village of Encino, California we have a saying: You are not a man until you have accidentally eaten another man's lower jaw. So at age of 6 I become man. Now I have many filthy van of my own and
I am hiring the filthy men to drive and provide the same filthy experience to every boy who wants eat from the filthy beard. So I am rich beyond wild dreams
3 | 2021-12-07 | Vera Anderson <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Once upon a time in a mysterious, strange and far-away land called Texas, lived Vera Anderson.
A widower to a wealthy businessman who tragically died in mysterious circumstances involving an American flag, a 6 pack of beer and an eagle, she inherited his husbands property along with $30,000,000.
But that would soon turn out to be short lived, as she now suffers from an unfortunate illness called rumpy-pumpy, and she may only have days to live.
She now must go on a quest to donate her $30,000,000 to a a completely random charitable stranger via email before she dies of rumpy-pumpy.
Coming never to a cinema nowhere near you:
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Ticket price: $100,000,000
4 | 2021-11-27 | Spamton G. Spamton <email@example.com>
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5 | 2021-06-17 | Luc Deni <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I am Lucinious Alfred Denistan. I am the CEO of Sparklely Buttplugs Incorperated. We provide all your sparklely buttplug needs! Need one in extra large? We can come and measure to insure a nice fit! Wearenotresponsibleforanydeathsthatcomefromourproducts.
6 | 2021-03-06 | Ralf Poonani <email@example.com>
I promise I am not just another pillow biter. I only need my stool pushed in. I am looking for donations for my uphill gardeners club. Please contact me. I am ready for a good blumpkin.
7 | 2021-02-15 | Ryan Jones <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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8 | 2020-07-07 | Father Reginald Strudel <email@example.com>
Kinky Christianity is the belief that we can live good rich and enjoyable lives without adhering to false man made religious superstitions and beliefs surrounding our natural, God given sexual urges and healthy desires.
As Kinky Christian's, we make sense of the world using reason, experience and shared Christian values. We make the best of the life we have on earth by creating meaning and purpose through responsible and safe sexual unison. We take responsibility for our actions and work with others for the common good of mankind and in the name of our Father, the Lord Jesus Christ.
Sexual freedom in the church is important for internal spiritual happiness and understanding. Sex has a beauty all its own and-wonder of wonders!-God invented it. Once you realize that God himself created sex, then your whole attitude about the most pleasurable and fulfilling experience in life should change for the better.
9 | 2020-07-05 | Randy <firstname.lastname@example.org>
This is a test of the national horny alert system. Had this been an actual horny, official dick pics would have followed.
10 | 2020-06-23 | Dr Kingsley Ibe <email@example.com>
Open legs for legitimate business offer.
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