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1 | 2021-06-17 | Luc Deni <>
I am Lucinious Alfred Denistan. I am the CEO of Sparklely Buttplugs Incorperated. We provide all your sparklely buttplug needs! Need one in extra large? We can come and measure to insure a nice fit! Wearenotresponsibleforanydeathsthatcomefromourproducts.
2 | 2021-03-06 | Ralf Poonani <>
I promise I am not just another pillow biter. I only need my stool pushed in. I am looking for donations for my uphill gardeners club. Please contact me. I am ready for a good blumpkin.
3 | 2021-02-15 | Ryan Jones <>
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4 | 2020-07-07 | Father Reginald Strudel <>
Kinky Christianity is the belief that we can live good rich and enjoyable lives without adhering to false man made religious superstitions and beliefs surrounding our natural, God given sexual urges and healthy desires.

As Kinky Christian's, we make sense of the world using reason, experience and shared Christian values. We make the best of the life we have on earth by creating meaning and purpose through responsible and safe sexual unison. We take responsibility for our actions and work with others for the common good of mankind and in the name of our Father, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Sexual freedom in the church is important for internal spiritual happiness and understanding. Sex has a beauty all its own and-wonder of wonders!-God invented it. Once you realize that God himself created sex, then your whole attitude about the most pleasurable and fulfilling experience in life should change for the better.

5 | 2020-07-05 | Randy <>
This is a test of the national horny alert system. Had this been an actual horny, official dick pics would have followed.
6 | 2020-06-23 | Dr Kingsley Ibe <>
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7 | 2020-05-01 | Habib <>
i would like to buy big penis medicine to satisfy my harem
8 | 2020-02-17 | loreen <>
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9 | 2020-02-05 | Jesus <>
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10 | 2020-02-01 | Anna Petrova <>
I'm interested in importing dildos with my cheap gold. I want to resell and make even more money than the other leeches on this site.
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