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21 | 2019-04-14 | Lopez Morgan <>
Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
22 | 2019-02-06 | Ned Saw <>
Viruses cured, Tax troubles resolved, babies buttered and hams smoked!

The best and brightest of Australia are called to ACTION!!!

+61 8 72006688
+61 8 72006688
+61 8 72006688
+61 8 72006688

Out lines are OPEN and itching for six inches of the finest you have to give.

(mentions of Nelly William and her pussy will result in instant call termination so please do not raise this issue with us ever again thank you)

23 | 2019-01-30 | Wilbur <>
Is this where you order the ham?
24 | 2019-01-23 | Gregg Edwin <>
I sell flanges and Johnson rods..
And I am looking for foreign investors.
25 | 2018-11-12 | Frances <>
I'm Frances and I have a big twat that needs mowed. Will pay if need be, must be large.

Needs filled,


Hurry it's huge

26 | 2018-05-02 | Gabaya Alderidge <>
I am looking for a small goat to trim my grass. Pls reply if you have a small goat I can rent.
27 | 2018-01-05 | Stupendous Boneron <>Chairman Approved
My arse is so tight i can whistle dixie through a $5 bill rolled up in it. If u want my arse to make YOU rich, please get in touch$$$$$$
28 | 2017-10-26 | Bob <>
I'm Bob. I'm in the business of you. I love when you are my friend, because I am yours. I recently started my own company, "GAY PIZZA FRIENDS"! Looking for sponsors ;)
29 | 2017-09-19 | Andy <>
Heyy theere, I'm interested in doing some investments to grow fast and maybe somebody can help me, i'd really like to have the money to buy
thousands of gummy bears or giant gummy bear, doesn't matter.

My email:

30 | 2017-08-27 | Theodore H Gnat <>
I have recently gained possession of an exorbitant amount of miniature plastic chairs. Now, I know you may be thinking "why on earth does he have those?" but I'm telling you, these small chairs are gonna SELL. contact me to invest; can promise immense profits within 2 months or less.
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