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Chairman's Selections: Profanity
1 | 2022-10-18 | Darmok <email@example.com>
I didn't want to put the doorknob in my butt but Father Patrick said everyone is depending on me, and also it smelled of a penis so I thought, "What would Rick James do?" Being mentally deficient, having the mind of a toddler, the body of a 30 year old firefighter and a spastic colon, I said what the fuck and I went for it. Sure, I'll never be allowed in that restaurant again but who cares, because I can shit on my own kitchen table at home and save lots of money. This probably won't make sense to you until you're older, after your body goes through certain changes and you get certain urges. Usually the urges come after you eat a whole box of bran flakes and a few expired breakfast burritos. When two people love each other very much, one of them will want the other one to watch while he shits in a prostitute's mouth.
2 | 2022-08-20 | Mr. Woman <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
3 | 2022-07-16 | Henry Smith <email@example.com>
"Fuck you. You fucking cunt." she said as she threw her clothes off and grabbed her dick. "You're not getting away without my cum , little bitch." she said as she began to stroke herself. "I'm gonna cum so hard you're gonna be sorry for taking advantage of me... To read more, please purchase a full copy of "My Wife 's Secret Addiction: The Secret Life of a Masturbating, Sexually Violent Cunt". Available at Amazon & Barnes & Noble. To order online, please email me.
4 | 2021-06-17 | Vm <firstname.lastname@example.org>
5 | 2021-05-05 | Alma Chisit <email@example.com>
Where ignorance predominates vulgarity invariably asserts itself
6 | 2021-03-05 | Ismail Tarkan <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Stretch my bottom with your fine offerings.
7 | 2020-11-14 | kelly scaletta <Backell35@yahoo.com>
piss in my mouth
8 | 2020-07-30 | Sebastian Brightbottom <email@example.com>
Let's say, you've been a bad girl.
Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even.
Okay, and if you're a naughty girl, you would also be my dirty little slut right?
Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut.
Now let's say you're also Daddy's girl.
Now that we've established that you're both a bad girl and Daddy's girl, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking,and as I am Daddy, you are my girl so I am the one who must provide punishment.
9 | 2020-07-17 | Eric Day <Dr.firstname.lastname@example.org>
Suck my milky anus fluids
10 | 2020-07-01 | Leander Thomas <email@example.com>
Leander here again!
To accompany my search for a femboy maid, I would like to add a Hermaphrodite to be my Mommy Dom and I will suck her dick aboard my Yacht with my femboy maid cumslut.
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