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Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It's fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I'm a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It's like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, "the more you learn, the more you earn."