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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
51 | 2018-12-29 | William D Harisson <y0ug0tsp4m@sp4mb0x468.33mail.com>
52 | 2018-12-19 | Magnum Longpipe <magnumlongpipe@gmail.com>
I need money.
I need more love.
I need business opportunities.
I need anything you can give me.
I need,
I need.
I need more love.
I need business opportunities.
I need anything you can give me.
I need,
I need.
53 | 2018-11-20 | anthonykiely <anthonykiely@ymail.com>
There was a young man from Nantucket: Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin: As he wiped off his chin,: "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it
54 | 2018-05-15 | Maak lynch <maaklynch@yandex.com>
Give me free stuff from the docks
I can surely use some cocks.
I have been so lonely these days
Spam me up cupcakes
I can surely use some cocks.
I have been so lonely these days
Spam me up cupcakes
55 | 2018-04-20 | Weston Prushson <anavgotaku@zoho.com>
Haiku:
Necrophilia
Industrialization
Cafeteria
Necrophilia
Industrialization
Cafeteria
56 | 2018-04-18 | Don Willerson <donwillerson@gmail.com>
She was lookin' kinda dumb,
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape, of an L, on her forehead
With her finger and her thumb,
In the shape, of an L, on her forehead
57 | 2018-03-11 | Bard Quinto <bquinto123@gmail.com>
I'm a freelance bard, and I'm single and ready to mingle. Here's a sample of my work:
I am a bard
Itś kindof hard
I dont have a girl
Let this story unfurl
Please Date me now!
Please Date me now!
Please Please Date me now!
I´m desperate now
You may wonder how
But now you know
That I´ve hit a new low
Please Date me now!
Please Date me now!
Please Please Date me now!
I am a bard it´s kindof hard
Let the story unfurl I have no girl
Please Date me now!
Please Date me now!
Please Please Date me now!
Please Date me now!
Please Date me now!
Please Please Date me now!
58 | 2018-02-19 | Expresso Bongo <sam.beki29@gmail.com>
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
59 | 2017-10-16 | James Nitnat <4dedasem8@pokeett.site>
I can't play darts
Cucumbers are too bland
My urine is blue
Cucumbers are too bland
My urine is blue
60 | 2017-05-28 | Mrs. Isleby Watchen <iselbywatchen@gmail.com>
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
It followed her to school one day
And a big black dog fucked it
Its fleece was white as snow
It followed her to school one day
And a big black dog fucked it
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