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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Profanity
61 | 2017-03-03 | Thorben Agramunt <>
roses are red
violets are blue
there is one less gorilla
in cincinnati zoo
62 | 2017-02-28 | Beth Watt <>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't know what to write
So this will do
63 | 2017-02-26 | Andy tesser <>
Roses are red vilots are blue I really need a poo
64 | 2017-01-28 | Andrew Gibbs <>
Cash
Slashed by
Uncle Sam
Hard earned wages
Burned as income tax
Cash gone like blowing wind
Tax is not like sweet vermouth
This is just like pulling hen's tooth
Tax going up, paycheck going down
Tax man leave us alone—we need a break!
65 | 2016-10-15 | Allan Marden <>
Here I sit all broken hearted tred to sneeze and fucking sharted
66 | 2016-07-29 | Willie Anderson <>
Roses are red
violates are blue
oh man oh man
have I got a story for you
67 | 2016-07-10 | ninaahmed <>
This is the story of Mary McGee, lived to the age of 103. For 50 years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.
68 | 2016-05-05 | John Willams <>
rose are red
That part is true
violets are purple
not blue
69 | 2016-02-20 | Dolly <>
BIG FAT DICKS
BIG FAT DICKS
BIG FAT DICKS
AND SCROTAL SACKS

That is all.

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70 | 2016-02-15 | Mary <>
$$$$$$$
Yo I'm rollin' in the riches, BITCHES
Money buy the DIGITS
I got Donald Trump callin' me a money wizard
It ain't my fault that my money on the rise
It ain't my fault that it's stacking to the skies
$$$$$$$
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