I once knew a lad from East Asia
Whose mothers name was tunasia
His massive cock
Was hard as a rock
Honestly, it would amaze ya
Whose mothers name was tunasia
His massive cock
Was hard as a rock
Honestly, it would amaze ya
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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
41 | 2020-05-18 | Jacob Smithifer <Jsmithifir@gmail.com>
42 | 2020-05-01 | Laura Kit <laurakarenkit@gmail.com>
roses are red
violets are blue
i have corona
and now so do you
violets are blue
i have corona
and now so do you
43 | 2020-05-01 | Quentin Pittman <quentinpittman12@gmail.com>
Roses are red violates are blue i am dumb so fuck you
44 | 2020-04-01 | Jebathy Jarn <jarnerattention@gmail.com>
There once was a barmaid from Sale
On her chest were printed the prices of ale
And then on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in braile.
On her chest were printed the prices of ale
And then on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in braile.
45 | 2020-01-24 | CJ Pfenninger <cjpf@sendthemail.com>
i think therefore i am, i freely admit that i dont care for spam.
i won a free car didnt get very far
and i gambled away mary's lamb.
46 | 2019-11-11 | Gabe Anderson <gabeanderson212@gmail.com>
There once was a genie with a 10 foot weenie
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its only 6 foot 4
and he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its only 6 foot 4
47 | 2019-08-14 | Josephi Krakowski <KrakoskiJosephi@gmail.com>
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
48 | 2019-07-19 | Timothy <timothyschneider08@gmail.com>
Roses are red
Life has no meaning
The voices in my head
are constantly screaming
Life has no meaning
The voices in my head
are constantly screaming
49 | 2019-07-10 | Stefan Othmar <stefan.othmar@web.de>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am the master
The Mugu are you
Violets are blue
I am the master
The Mugu are you
50 | 2019-04-17 | Andrew Pendragon <TheBigOlDragon@gmail.com>
White bird white bird bird
Birdy bird bird
Birdy bird bird
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