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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
71 | 2015-12-04 | Kevin Rodriguez <pboeky@gmail.com>Food is my appeal.
For a Turk, that's quite a deal.
Ya'll remember me -- I was the adult eating happy meals.
Chickens in the desert got sand on their feathers, man,
I don't give a fuck -- I got no taste: man, I like Kazaam.
72 | 2015-09-02 | Geoff Pastie <geoffpastie@outlook.com>There was a fat sailor from Wales
Whose boat had very big sails
They were really very big
Really very big indeed
People in the house say bo' selecta!
73 | 2015-06-24 | Beatrice <Thurstyprune@gmail.com>
I once was e-mailed from Bombay
T'was a Prince giving money away
He seemed so legit
So I sent him some shit
But I think he's forgotten to pay...
74 | 2014-05-20 | harry balls <1time.i.was.a.goat@gmail.com>my balls be so harry
it's really quite scary
"stay away!!" said mother mary
75 | 2014-05-19 | Hans <hanslenz69@yahoo.com>i think therefore i am, i freely admit that i dont care for spam.
i won a free car didnt get very far
and i gambled away mary's lamb.
76 | 2014-05-03 | Richard Slick <richardslick73@gmail.com>Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
I trust Nigerians,
and Ivorians too.
77 | 2012-02-18 | Wilhelm Eyepawn <willsirriux@gmail.com>Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon
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