Last time I fell in a shower room
I bled like a tumbril dandy
and the hotel longed to be rid of me.
Taken to the town clinic, I
described how I tripped on a steel rim
and found my head in the wardrobe.
Scalp-sewn and...

Everyone's counting on me
To cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

It's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
And be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
Oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
What's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
In my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
And play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
It's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
But please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
Ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
All day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
There's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
But what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Seeing scammers get scammed,
Give me a hard on too

I have a poem for you.
I cant haiku.
However I can eat your poo.
For the right price.
Even shoving dice up me ass.

roses are red
violets are blue
russian brides
i love you

Roses are red,
life has no meaning,
voices in my head,
are constantly screaming.

the doors go round round
doors go beep beep
pull door open so you go round round in door
pull so it wack other person
now door go round round
keep door open you get air going into your body
pulling your body out of its bones

Roses are red violets are blue i like making muney how boud u

The bigger the dong, the longer the song, send me a text be ready for the next

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.