Hello. I am Dr. Ms. Lawyer Rei Ayame, CEO, CFO, COO, that's a sound a pigeon makes. I have a very good business deal in store.
I am a representative worker of the Bank of Madagascar looking to ship some of our 5000 remaining endangered Lemurs along with our abject poverty to another country. You will receive -$6.68 billion USD as well as a dead fish on your bed as confirmation. We only use Blockbuster gift cards as payment. Please do not be surprised if your house is crushed by the shipment of 66.8 million Blockbuster gift cards, as they will arrive in a 7x15x334m box. Note that we are using the limited edition Shrek cards, and not every bank will accept them.

My apologies, I will be right back. My son accidentally unhinged his jaw by eating the Nintendo again. While I am gone, please fill out your personal information.

Name:
Sex: Had it / Never had it
Age:
Mother's Maiden Name:
Favorite Idol:
Social Security Number:
Numbers on the credit card:
PIN:
Three numbers on back:
Address:
New address after your house was crushed so that we can send you the dead fish that's supposed to be on your bed:
Opinion on the movie The Room (this will determine whether we can be friends or not):
Current location and outfit being worn (we swear we will not kidnap you):
Religion: Christian / Christian
Do you believe in our lord and savior Jesus Crist: No / You can't spell
The right answer was yes: Fuck / Fuck
We should have bought enough time to kidnap you.

Money is all I want - give me Sole opportunities!

The name is Behr, blinden Behr

i feel in love with mario mario.. what can i say? he was a beautiful man. treated little old john me beautifully, one time he suprised me with some bikinis, i am a man, but i still wore them to the beach, until they ripped, and everyone saw my 12-incher... sorry gng

Hotwife in Tacoma looking for a hung bull to fill me up. Message me for details! saschenw @ yahoo.com

I want to find a man, i give

Quibble Von Noodlebaum is a retired competitive beet juggler who once claimed to have invented the color "blurple." After a tragic incident involving a vending machine, three parrots, and an expired library card, they took up digital nomadism—specializing in reviewing invisible ink pens and haunted air fryers.
Quibble's lifelong dream is to build a scale replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of recycled oatmeal containers and to prove that pigeons are actually government-employed mime artists.

They identify as a quantum cryptozoologist and have a mild allergy to microwaves (not the radiation—just the beeping sound).

Necessity is the mother of invention.
Difficult situations require creative solutions.

Hi there, looking for some free money and escort services. Please send them my way to this email: quocho7982211_at_berkeley.edu

i want money and rich life and women
and gift cards. am 56 yr old.