Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- ambrose.bierce@hohestieg.net

"No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may enter the LORD's assembly."

Deuteronomy 23:1

Fish eat chips, so do I

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Always, where are you? I want to see your feet. I dream of being whisked away on your chest and breasts.

Love the ducks. That is all

I got the horses in the back

I have lots of cash to spend, I'm looking for aardvarks from Zambia, to cum and spend my money. I have a big snatch that can handle many aardvarks. My mammary glands do nothing but rain silver and gold.
969 Bronze Zambia 1 ngwee Aardvark on coin African

A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom. To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: "Oh, you're home, darling. I'm afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit

May the blessing of Mugu Guyman bring you happiness and prosperity. Put your hands together, bow and say, Mugu Guynam