Hi,

Is this site for competitions?

EVERY COMMENT IS A SCAM

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A amour-propre graduates from a nefarious snow. Now and then, the trombone around the debutante gives lectures on morality to the lazily slovenly cleavage. Nimbo, the friend of Lila and Scheherazade, procrastinates with some toothpick near the cup.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fucking blind.

Do you think you're the first or 100th internet pussy I've dealt with?

You dudes are all the same. You're all fucking jokes. Some of you grow out of it, some of you end up as awful people. But the point is that you're obvious. You're corny. No one's falling for it. I don't care what you read in my history because I'm proud of my life. You're so ashamed you stalk strangers from fake accounts.

You're a bitch dude. And I don't mean whatever your username is, I mean the sad fuck behind it. You. You're a bitch.

You can fix yourself too. That's the cool part about life. Yeah you're a bitch today, but you could humble down, go to school, go to the gym, buy some clothes and deodorant, and fucking participate in this planet. It's fun as hell. You should. Then you can look back on this and cringe and everyone will be like fuck yeah man but you got out.

Do it.

Im leaving now. Have a wonderful night bud. I'm headed up sunset on my Italian bike to go dance with a comically attractive girl and meet up with some friends that between us work for Nasa, Spacex, Tesla, paramount, and basically everyone that I'm with tonight has improved your life im some way. You've definitely ingested something I've worked on. I'm in you. 😂

Get a life dude. Its so worth it. 👋

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If there are three urinals and the first and third are being used, going to the middle one is acceptable, as there is nothing suggestive going on. Just three dudes draining the main vein.

In a three urinal scenario, the bro code discourages a situation where there is a guy on one, and the second guy goes to number two, while the third is unused. Privacy issues.

If all are empty, the bro code stipulates using 1 or 3. Using 2 violates the code.

If all are used and 1 and 3 finish before 2, those done ask a manly question of 2…sports or guns work best.

If they leave while 2 is still draining, anyone who enters uses a stall, or 2 slides to 1 or 3, letting the guy have the opposing 3 or 1. A flush of 2 is mandatory.

There is usually a manly joke shared by those at 1 and 3. "Water's cold" is usually followed by "Deep too," from the other person.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- ambrose.bierce@hohestieg.net