There is only one gender: Chair. Chair is the only gender because we have a seat, back, and legs.

I wonder whether anyone actually reads the comments...

So nice to hear from someone who cares about creosote.

Please send me some pineapples.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Pork pies are not allowed passed the third gate on the left or is that the right? I'll let you decided.

It is with of course if you know what I mean great well if that is indeed the right word pleasure if again that is what you know I mean/

Blue is the colour of the gooseberries when they are dipped in blue paint.

Well of course I mean and do not wish sort of you know I am of th opinion and so and so forth we will overtime overcome and march on the victory proving of course everyone is of one mind and I don't mean just that on the front line but all and sundry including those with one two or three legs.