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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Vulgarity
1 | 2021-07-21 | Mark Ward <>
I suck at writing
Smart and meaningful haikus
Fuck Mugu Guestbook
2 | 2021-07-15 | Jeff Goldman <>
Time is money
As sweet as honey
Time is precious
Time is delicious ;)
3 | 2021-06-26 | Josh Scribe <>
I need lots of money
Butt have awwful habits
Poor I don''t want too be
So if you has inheritance
To Contacting I would make sense
So then I can nab it.
4 | 2021-06-24 | Edward <>
nigeria, nigeria
golden memories of midday
the fresh pain is waiting
nigeria, nigeria
smooth shoulders warm thigh
shining moon
the rabbit makes a break for it
nigeria, nigeria
5 | 2021-05-26 | Sal Tolbert <>Chairman Approved
Father of lies
Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to fuck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A fuckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Czar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice
Fuck everyone named Alex
David Hayter
Cum Crusador
The Holy Cum Wars
Razor-blade Masturbator
Margret Thatcher
The Cum Snatcher
Father drowned
Going down on the cum clown
Prolapse pounding
Toothpick sounding
Cum baking
My nipple-pussy is aching
Cum fooler
Semen drooler
Forbidden cum-spice
Your shit-box looks nice!
Life is a cage, and death is the key
All your cum are belong to me
Normalize crying over spilt cum
Making cum-angels with my son
I fucked a fairy in half
How many holes does a human have?
My butt and cunny are in agony
Castration in the sky
Your penis will fly
Scrotal chambers
Semen sailors
Mommy's cum tax
Grind my balls on an axe!
Cum-scented candle
Cum-broiled eggs
Cum-Christ consciousness
Third-eye, cum spy
Cum-scrote sailboat
Semen speed racer
Off-road cum chode
My uterus came out!
Cum treasurer
Dick measurer
Irresponsible Manager of Cum
A cum-slave, back from the grave
The price for breaking a cum-oath
6 | 2021-03-17 | Arthur Fleck <>
Let the emails spread just like bacteria!
Those juicy juicy
Like Foreign Princes from Nigeria!
Rich uncles, and im next of kin!
War soldiers who struck some gold!
So let these offers unravel and unfold
7 | 2021-02-28 | Eileen Yulik <>
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When it's stiff, you stick it in
It goes in dry & comes out wet
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping & starts to sag
It's not what you thinkā€¦
It's just a teabag!
8 | 2021-02-27 | Amber <>
Roses are red
Violets Are Not FUCKING BLUE THEY ARE PURPLE IT IS IN THE GOD NAME HOW RETARDED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THEY ARE BLUE I WANT TO PUNCH WHATEVER IDIOT MADE THIS STUPID POEM
9 | 2021-02-14 | Hugh Jass <>
Roses aren't red
And violets aren't blue
I don't exist
And neither do you
10 | 2021-02-10 | Rosalia <>
Sometimes when I please,
I stop and watch the Trees
Cheese
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