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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
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1 | 2021-03-17 | Arthur Fleck <>
Let the emails spread just like bacteria!
Those juicy juicy
Like Foreign Princes from Nigeria!
Rich uncles, and im next of kin!
War soldiers who struck some gold!
So let these offers unravel and unfold
2 | 2021-03-17 | Jack T Offerson <>Chairman Approved
I once was e-mailed from Bombay
T'was a Prince giving money away
He seemed so legit
So I sent him some shit
But I think he's forgotten to pay...
3 | 2021-02-28 | Eileen Yulik <>
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When it's stiff, you stick it in
It goes in dry & comes out wet
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping & starts to sag
It's not what you thinkā€¦
It's just a teabag!
4 | 2021-02-27 | Amber <>
Roses are red
Violets Are Not FUCKING BLUE THEY ARE PURPLE IT IS IN THE GOD NAME HOW RETARDED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THEY ARE BLUE I WANT TO PUNCH WHATEVER IDIOT MADE THIS STUPID POEM
5 | 2021-02-14 | Hugh Jass <>
Roses aren't red
And violets aren't blue
I don't exist
And neither do you
6 | 2021-02-10 | Rosalia <>
Sometimes when I please,
I stop and watch the Trees
Cheese
7 | 2021-02-05 | F. Fredsen <>
Roses are red, violets are blue, i think i should get a poo tattoo
8 | 2021-01-14 | Adam Sansle <>
I am Adam Sansle
And I like making mons
I like eating ass
And I am Adam Sansle
9 | 2021-01-14 | Noah Brown <>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am wanted in 4 different states for 13 accounts of home invasion in between the years 2003 and 2009
10 | 2020-12-21 | micheal <>
Glue on my fingers
Sticky situation
Getting smacked by a branch
Sticky situation
Got shit in my pants
Sticky situation
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