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131 | 2016-03-24 | Charles Bennett <>
I need an Indian hospital where I can sell my kidney, write to me if you know one. I didn't have any luck with the Microsoft on line free lottery or the Spanish Lotto and I need a loan. If you are a barrister and come by a vacated inheritance or abandoned bank account, please contact me. I am ready to assist you with your two trunk boxes and your gold dust. Are you a Russian bride or a Syrian stranded girl? Your rich Romeo here.
132 | 2016-02-24 | Ivan <>
I suffer from neuro-degenerative-disorder.
This leaves me unable to open doors. What I have to do, everytime, is slam my body into the door until it opens. People always look at me funny. I can't stand the everday-cruelty visited upon me any longer. O'h Zeus, O'h Abraham, O'h Thor, Why do thou bequeath me with this!

Ivan.

133 | 2016-02-21 | Miss Bates <>
OW!!! FUCK!!! I just stubbed my fucking toe! (A few million bucks would make it feel better.)

xxmissbatesxx@gmail.com

134 | 2016-02-14 | Ivor Stiffun <>Chairman Approved
Last time I put my email on this poxy site I got shit loads of crap. I'm never doing that again!
135 | 2016-01-23 | User Unavailable <>
Looking for my labia. The last place I had it was when I went forraging for rare termite eggs in Africa. I'm offering a very large cash reward for anyone who can reunite me with my labia. Thank you!
136 | 2016-01-17 | Willis Choude <>
I work of the Western Union but I am based in Australia Legioland and also Antarctica... my division was recently hit heavily by the stock market which led to a huge decline of our income... in need or money fast for our building base funds and hiring new field-agents. I also got diagnosed with stage 10 cancer been fighting it for 30years.
137 | 2015-12-23 | harry risemonger <>
I'm an Australian who's made a fortune selling koala meat and exporting didgeridoos looking for more opportunities
138 | 2015-11-13 | Phil <>
"Remember to wash your willie" - Dad
139 | 2015-09-13 | Charles <>
I've had kind of a shit stroke of bad luck. My daughter's boat got lost in the middle of the pacific somewhere, and I feel largely responsible. I spend every day looking for her, but since I'm dead, it's not easy.
140 | 2015-09-05 | Clair <>Chairman Approved
Hi.

I just divorced my boy friend for giving me a gift that keeps on giving. I now have a golden herpes that just keeps on giving. I would like to give it to you so you can enjoy the riches of the golden rot.

I can send it in a box of tissue. Just send me your address and its on the way.

Clair.

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