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61 | 2014-04-20 | Justin Tyme <>
Rare breed goats with colourful fleeces breeding program
Large generous donations to suitable applicants worldwide
62 | 2014-03-15 | Ped Ronullo <>
Missionary caravans avaible
63 | 2014-01-29 | Darwin Hitchens <>
I am Darwin Hitchens, renowned skeptic and all around douche bag. Am looking for opportunities to fund my latest book "Thats Why Everything I Say Is Right."
64 | 2014-01-22 | Peter Horse-Chesnut <>
I'm seeking a business partner for my new venture importing wooden widgets into Europe. The widgets need to be 1 inch wide by 1 8th of an inch tall. They will be used to create our new currency made out of wood. You will need to have a lot of trees available for this venture. Sticks or twigs are not really suitable. Please get in contact if you are interested or have any other projects that require funding for that matter as naturally I have a lot of money.

Regards, Peter.

65 | 2013-08-06 | Marcel <>
I love pigs! So if you're a pig, e-mail me...if you're a gorgeous woman looking for a man to fall in love with instantly, e-mail me there too!
66 | 2013-04-12 | Balo Aholt Tanko <>Chairman Approved
Hello my brothers,

I dey big scrobo 4 una naira.

I do:
5 Naira - mouth to brokkus
10 Naira - mouth to toto
25 Naira - wear mama dash & mouth to toto

Contact me today. We don break kola, don bust una nut.

Barrister Balo Aholt Tanko
barrister_baloaholt@ymail.com

67 | 2013-04-03 | Kirkland Catcher <>
Cheap rooms to hire 1 night or longer.

We serve a Full English Breakfast with our speciality Southern Fried Black Pork, you have to taste it to beleive how good our service is.

Credit Cards taken no questions asked.

kirkland.catcher@gmail.com

68 | 2013-01-15 | Vinnie BoomBotz <>
I am a volunteer doctor for operation FatLip in which I work with a team of doctors, fixing overbites on young children and underbites on young adults.
Our team has received donations that allow us to sponsor these trips from an unexhausted trust account. We usually will open a clinic and staff it with medicine and items needed to carry on the FatLip Operation for years to come.
If you have need of our service, please feel free to contact us for more information.+
69 | 2012-11-05 | richard <>
i am wealthy businessman looking for investment opportunities. my company has a lot of money ready to invest. please send inquiries to richardmeunster@aol.com
70 | 2012-09-19 | Jeff Rabea <>
Does anyone want to join me in purchasing a fleet of horses? This can be a good business for us.
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