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61 | 2013-08-06 | Marcel <>
I love pigs! So if you're a pig, e-mail me...if you're a gorgeous woman looking for a man to fall in love with instantly, e-mail me there too!
62 | 2013-04-12 | Balo Aholt Tanko <>Chairman Approved
Hello my brothers,

I dey big scrobo 4 una naira.

I do:
5 Naira - mouth to brokkus
10 Naira - mouth to toto
25 Naira - wear mama dash & mouth to toto

Contact me today. We don break kola, don bust una nut.

Barrister Balo Aholt Tanko
barrister_baloaholt@ymail.com

63 | 2013-04-03 | Kirkland Catcher <>
Cheap rooms to hire 1 night or longer.

We serve a Full English Breakfast with our speciality Southern Fried Black Pork, you have to taste it to beleive how good our service is.

Credit Cards taken no questions asked.

kirkland.catcher@gmail.com

64 | 2013-01-15 | Vinnie BoomBotz <>
I am a volunteer doctor for operation FatLip in which I work with a team of doctors, fixing overbites on young children and underbites on young adults.
Our team has received donations that allow us to sponsor these trips from an unexhausted trust account. We usually will open a clinic and staff it with medicine and items needed to carry on the FatLip Operation for years to come.
If you have need of our service, please feel free to contact us for more information.+
65 | 2012-11-05 | richard <>
i am wealthy businessman looking for investment opportunities. my company has a lot of money ready to invest. please send inquiries to richardmeunster@aol.com
66 | 2012-09-19 | Jeff Rabea <>
Does anyone want to join me in purchasing a fleet of horses? This can be a good business for us.
67 | 2012-08-08 | qzlyy <>
I have some dannemann sweets filter little cigar to trade. friends brought from hongkong help me to quit smorking cigrette. but I really don't enjoy the smell of cigar. I am from edmonton Alberta, Canada. it's hard to find a forum like this for trade, so if anyone from local and willing to trade.
68 | 2012-03-13 | max <>
I'm an agent for top American adult entertainment company looking for willing women to star in movies. good rates of pay, but must be willing to do anything. also looking for men with clean bottoms, I stress must have clean bottoms.
mail me, but must be African, no time wasters please
steinermax969@gmail.com
69 | 2012-02-12 | Owen Monet <>Chairman Approved
Dearest Beloved Sir,

My wife (Shomieda) and I are seeking a $11,538,241.67 (ELEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE DOLLARS AND SIXTY SEVEN CENTS) investment to establish an international Institute of Naval Turd Laying (INTL Intl.)

We have already made great progress with this venture, producing a record-breaking (unbroken) length of 3.46 metres off the south-west coast of Cyprus in the Mediterranean. Sadly the Guinness Book of Records was unable to officially verify our achievement due to an unfortunate incident involving a speedboat propeller and tourists on an inflatable sausage.

Our recent success has inspired us to set our sights on the task of "laying cable" across the North Atlantic. The oceanic swells will require a more robust quality of stool, so part of the investment will go towards power foods such as hamburgers, pickled eggs and pizza.

If you are interested in this 100% RISK FREE proposal please contact us URGENTLY at the above address. We will require a barrister to sign the bank documents for the safe transfer of the monies, and please note that this is a highly confidential transaction - you can trust us, we are from the internet.

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