Donate to my charity, "Rockets for Rebels". Our job is to raise money so we can buy weapons for the rebels in Ukraine and get them the missiles they need. So they can shoot down civilian airliners and stuff. Email for more details

I sell my old dildo

i have a car for sale and received an email to advertise it on here? 2005 golf gti, £2550 no offers.. contact keithpb1982@gmail.com

Disabled man (wheelchair dependent) and not getting any younger. Wants to blow injury insurance payout on wine, women, and song. Big black mamas preferred ;-)

Rare breed goats with colourful fleeces breeding program
Large generous donations to suitable applicants worldwide

Missionary caravans avaible

I am Darwin Hitchens, renowned skeptic and all around douche bag. Am looking for opportunities to fund my latest book "Thats Why Everything I Say Is Right."

I'm seeking a business partner for my new venture importing wooden widgets into Europe. The widgets need to be 1 inch wide by 1 8th of an inch tall. They will be used to create our new currency made out of wood. You will need to have a lot of trees available for this venture. Sticks or twigs are not really suitable. Please get in contact if you are interested or have any other projects that require funding for that matter as naturally I have a lot of money.

Regards, Peter.

I love pigs! So if you're a pig, e-mail me...if you're a gorgeous woman looking for a man to fall in love with instantly, e-mail me there too!

Hello my brothers,

I dey big scrobo 4 una naira.

I do:
5 Naira - mouth to brokkus
10 Naira - mouth to toto
25 Naira - wear mama dash & mouth to toto

Contact me today. We don break kola, don bust una nut.

Barrister Balo Aholt Tanko
barrister_baloaholt@ymail.com