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41 | 2016-08-19 | Mike Rowave II <>
MICHAEL ROWAVE
HEAD OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Loosa Inc.

Sorry, but you seem to have contacted the wrong email. But I do have an offer for you. Here at Loosa Inc, we are running a promotion where we will give you a free phone if you help us with something.

We are an up-and-coming electronics company about to release our first product, a smartphone. We need ordinary people to record videos of themselves endorsing our product to show that it is worth buying. If you are interested in this project, please respond and I will give the rest of the details. In exchange, I will arrange for you to receive one of our devices.

42 | 2016-04-19 | Mrs lina <>
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43 | 2016-02-26 | Pauline the Dragon <>
Who wants to keep llamas? I do. Come support LOVE LLAMAS, a charity for llamas who need help.
44 | 2016-02-20 | Miss Vajooter <>
Human Leather For Sale.

xxvajooterxx@gmail.com

45 | 2016-01-28 | Jack Bait <>
Get in on the initial offering of a new mutual fund specializing in cash filled trunk boxes, dormant bank accounts, discount gold, contract over payments, and more. Outrageously high rate of return for a risky free investment. Write for more information on the Diversified Funds, where your money is safe through diversification, unless the whole thing collapses.
46 | 2015-12-21 | Ragnar Lothbrok <>
I own a factory in Sweden which makes pork products. We use the entire animal so as not to waste anything:
- dried pork meat for military rations
- a lubricant for weapons and ammunitions made from the pork's fat
- women's trousers made from pork leather
- we use the leftover bones to make shirt buttons and children's toys
47 | 2015-08-13 | simon <>
I am looking for 2 nigerians named samuel and Tobias who robbed me.... I will pay a bounty of $60,000 and this offer is real and not a scam
48 | 2015-07-14 | Emily Pearson <>
Hi I'm Emily. I've been looking for a nice cat for weeks with no luck. Craigslist in my area just has no good cats. If you happen to have a nice good cat please email me and we can arrange a purchase. Thank you!
Emily Pearson
emilybpearson@gmail.com
49 | 2015-05-18 | Erwin <>Chairman Approved
Red-nosed, feeble minded dogfish for sale. Anybody interested?
50 | 2015-05-13 | Rutherford Bates <>
I have Fhqwhgads for sale contact if interested.
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