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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Vulgarity
61 | 2015-09-02 | Geoff Pastie <>
There was a fat sailor from Wales
Whose boat had very big sails
They were really very big
Really very big indeed
People in the house say bo' selecta!
62 | 2015-06-24 | Beatrice <>Chairman Approved
I once was e-mailed from Bombay
T'was a Prince giving money away
He seemed so legit
So I sent him some shit
But I think he's forgotten to pay...
63 | 2014-05-20 | harry balls <>
my balls be so harry
it's really quite scary
"stay away!!" said mother mary
64 | 2014-05-19 | Hans <>
i think therefore i am, i freely admit that i dont care for spam.

i won a free car didnt get very far
and i gambled away mary's lamb.

65 | 2014-05-03 | Richard Slick <>
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
I trust Nigerians,
and Ivorians too.
66 | 2012-02-18 | Wilhelm Eyepawn <>Chairman Approved
Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon
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