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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Vulgarity
11 | 2020-11-17 | Hugh Johnson <>Chairman Approved
I am a bored man from the states
I am ready for the scammers to hate
So I'll add myself here
and crack open a beer
And hope that I can find a mate
12 | 2020-11-09 | Dave Eggman <>
Roses are red,
theres blood on my leg
i have a company
and it sells eggs
13 | 2020-11-07 | Alvin <>
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Penis sucks you.
14 | 2020-11-06 | Jerry Seinfuck <>
O my dear you are so sweet
You try so hard to seem so kind
You've decieved me for the final time
It's time to scream And bleed And die
15 | 2020-09-21 | Infact <>
There once was a boy named Drew,
On candy he would chomp and chew,
To brush he forgot,
His teeth began to rot,
And now he only has a few
16 | 2020-08-23 | Jonas <>
Last time I fell in a shower room
I bled like a tumbril dandy
and the hotel longed to be rid of me.
Taken to the town clinic, I
described how I tripped on a steel rim
and found my head in the wardrobe.
Scalp-sewn and...
17 | 2020-07-30 | Benjamin Song <>Chairman Approved
Everyone's counting on me
To cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

It's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
And be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
Oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
What's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
In my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
And play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
It's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
But please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
Ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
All day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
There's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
But what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

18 | 2020-07-16 | Yilmaz Blackbird <>
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Seeing scammers get scammed,
Give me a hard on too
19 | 2020-07-14 | w <>Chairman Approved
I have a poem for you.
I cant haiku.
However I can eat your poo.
For the right price.
Even shoving dice up me ass.
20 | 2020-07-03 | Josh Lemming <>
roses are red
violets are blue
russian brides
i love you
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