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Chairman's Selections: Poetry
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Vulgarity
11 | 2021-02-05 | F. Fredsen <>
Roses are red, violets are blue, i think i should get a poo tattoo
12 | 2021-01-14 | Adam Sansle <>
I am Adam Sansle
And I like making mons
I like eating ass
And I am Adam Sansle
13 | 2021-01-14 | Noah Brown <>
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am wanted in 4 different states for 13 accounts of home invasion in between the years 2003 and 2009
14 | 2020-12-21 | micheal <>
Glue on my fingers
Sticky situation
Getting smacked by a branch
Sticky situation
Got shit in my pants
Sticky situation
15 | 2020-11-17 | Hugh Johnson <>Chairman Approved
I am a bored man from the states
I am ready for the scammers to hate
So I'll add myself here
and crack open a beer
And hope that I can find a mate
16 | 2020-11-09 | Dave Eggman <>
Roses are red,
theres blood on my leg
i have a company
and it sells eggs
17 | 2020-11-07 | Alvin <>
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Penis sucks you.
18 | 2020-11-06 | Jerry Seinfuck <>
O my dear you are so sweet
You try so hard to seem so kind
You've decieved me for the final time
It's time to scream And bleed And die
19 | 2020-09-21 | Infact <>
There once was a boy named Drew,
On candy he would chomp and chew,
To brush he forgot,
His teeth began to rot,
And now he only has a few
20 | 2020-08-23 | Jonas <>
Last time I fell in a shower room
I bled like a tumbril dandy
and the hotel longed to be rid of me.
Taken to the town clinic, I
described how I tripped on a steel rim
and found my head in the wardrobe.
Scalp-sewn and...
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