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Chairman's Selections: Life Stories
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41 | 2020-12-28 | Borat Sagdiyev <>
Hi my name-a Borat I like you. I like sex, It nice. I am from Kazakhstan, Kuzcek and I want to buy a car with pussy magnet. I have a friend, this-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty. I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. You will be my boyfriend and do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard? I like you. I like sex, VERY much! Please give me us dollars.
42 | 2020-12-13 | Anita Bierry <>
Hi, so i live in France and love watching old men take it up the arse.
43 | 2020-11-05 | Herbert <>
After years of adventuring, Dashwood amassed a large enough fortune to buy his way into Tenpenny Tower for a comfortable retirement. Herbert Dashwood is friendly, down-to-earth and possesses a self-ingratiating sense of humor. If asked, he'll gladly talk about the things he's done, places he's been and creatures he's encountered.
44 | 2020-09-28 | Ben Dover <>
HARDER DADDY, POUR YOUR HOLY WATER ALL OVER ME
I suffer from major depressive disorder please send help

And strippers

And COCAINE

Nya

45 | 2020-07-25 | damien surrey <>
i am a goatse victim, fuckshit. i will actually rip out your spinal cord with 2 (two) forks.
46 | 2020-07-15 | jason humanly <>
i poop myself everyday
47 | 2020-07-07 | Father Reginald Strudel <>
Kinky Christianity is the belief that we can live good rich and enjoyable lives without adhering to false man made religious superstitions and beliefs surrounding our natural, God given sexual urges and healthy desires.

As Kinky Christian's, we make sense of the world using reason, experience and shared Christian values. We make the best of the life we have on earth by creating meaning and purpose through responsible and safe sexual unison. We take responsibility for our actions and work with others for the common good of mankind and in the name of our Father, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Sexual freedom in the church is important for internal spiritual happiness and understanding. Sex has a beauty all its own and-wonder of wonders!-God invented it. Once you realize that God himself created sex, then your whole attitude about the most pleasurable and fulfilling experience in life should change for the better.

48 | 2020-06-14 | Emily Blitzburg <>
Hello! I am a twenty four year old woman living in the rural areas of New York City, Utah. I am looking for a sweet young man to fall in love with me but his name must be John Barosa and have experience dealing with large amounts of currency. I own several large kitchen umbrellas which are useful in a formal meetinf with the local pumpkins. I am looking forward to receiving large amounts of money to pay off my debt from the deals I made with the council of cows.

With all due respect,
Emily Blitzburg

49 | 2020-05-30 | William Stroker <>
I'm William Stroker and I'd love to have my Willie Stroked while doing the reverse 96 & getting my 420 on. Email me if you want to join me.
50 | 2020-05-22 | olli <>
please i need help they are going to take my knee caps
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