My second remaining organ has an infection in it and it is cold to the touch and is black as tar.
Please help.

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Ever since I was three, I have shit my pants once a day.

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I need an African man to fuck me hard in the ass, take all my money then drive me to an abandoned factory and beat me to death with a metal pipe and leave me to be eaten by jackals. Do it now fucker cuz I ain't got all fucken day.

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