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Chairman's Selections: Life Stories
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21 | 2021-01-10 | Michael Cheng <>
after living in slough for 15 years, i was forced to seek asylum in the great nation of the delta airlines waiting room
22 | 2020-12-28 | Borat Sagdiyev <>
Hi my name-a Borat I like you. I like sex, It nice. I am from Kazakhstan, Kuzcek and I want to buy a car with pussy magnet. I have a friend, this-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty. I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. You will be my boyfriend and do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard? I like you. I like sex, VERY much! Please give me us dollars.
23 | 2020-12-13 | Anita Bierry <>
Hi, so i live in France and love watching old men take it up the arse.
24 | 2020-11-05 | Herbert <>
After years of adventuring, Dashwood amassed a large enough fortune to buy his way into Tenpenny Tower for a comfortable retirement. Herbert Dashwood is friendly, down-to-earth and possesses a self-ingratiating sense of humor. If asked, he'll gladly talk about the things he's done, places he's been and creatures he's encountered.
25 | 2020-09-28 | Ben Dover <>
HARDER DADDY, POUR YOUR HOLY WATER ALL OVER ME
I suffer from major depressive disorder please send help

And strippers

And COCAINE

Nya

26 | 2020-07-25 | damien surrey <>
i am a goatse victim, fuckshit. i will actually rip out your spinal cord with 2 (two) forks.
27 | 2020-07-15 | jason humanly <>
i poop myself everyday
28 | 2020-06-14 | Emily Blitzburg <>
Hello! I am a twenty four year old woman living in the rural areas of New York City, Utah. I am looking for a sweet young man to fall in love with me but his name must be John Barosa and have experience dealing with large amounts of currency. I own several large kitchen umbrellas which are useful in a formal meetinf with the local pumpkins. I am looking forward to receiving large amounts of money to pay off my debt from the deals I made with the council of cows.

With all due respect,
Emily Blitzburg

29 | 2020-05-30 | William Stroker <>
I'm William Stroker and I'd love to have my Willie Stroked while doing the reverse 96 & getting my 420 on. Email me if you want to join me.
30 | 2020-05-22 | olli <>
please i need help they are going to take my knee caps
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