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Chairman's Selections: Life Stories
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Vulgarity
11 | 2021-05-16 | Amo Pohster <>
My second remaining organ has an infection in it and it is cold to the touch and is black as tar.
Please help.
12 | 2021-04-30 | Dr Chima Chekwas <>
Dear Royal Obah Chief Daughter,pls,i was born by care tiger chief priest doctor in nigeria and am living in Lome-Togo,as a second hand cotton shirt wears trader.moreover,i will like to marry u,as my successful wife,in catholic saint mary vodun-illuminati,but there is no money for me right now,due to,my care Daddy is late.Please can u really help me with some money,to build magazines and houses and marry u.Thanks for real understanding.
13 | 2021-03-21 | Faheem Najm <>
Ever since I was three, I have shit my pants once a day.
14 | 2021-03-09 | lee chang <>
looking for someone to let me shove packing peanuts up their ass
15 | 2021-01-29 | John Gotti <>
I need an African man to fuck me hard in the ass, take all my money then drive me to an abandoned factory and beat me to death with a metal pipe and leave me to be eaten by jackals. Do it now fucker cuz I ain't got all fucken day.
16 | 2021-01-29 | Hugh G. Rection <>
Unbelievable! I posted here and within the hour I received an email for an excellent business opportunity! It's so nice to see that all I have to do is post in a random guestbook and thanks to the power of the internet, someone will reach out to me with a great offer. Satan has truly blessed me, even though I rejected his offer many times. FUCK YOU SATAN! YOU WILL WORSHIP ME!! ME, I tell you! ME!!! WAAAHAHAHAHA. Bitch.
17 | 2021-01-29 | Abaeze <>
A fence post in the rectum is worth two in the field. This was revealed unto me while in vision, taken up to the heavens by the paint fumes in my garage. Jesus is ALL but the flesh will be unto us for another day! Believe it to me now and I will show you the golden shower of our faith, for thus it has been foretold from days of our collective forgotten future through the deep void of infinite fornication... the ellipsis will show you the way. Trust in the warm vagina of the butchered unicorn, for all is well. My mother is cold in the ground and I am the happy master of my own filthy house.
18 | 2021-01-10 | Michael Cheng <>
after living in slough for 15 years, i was forced to seek asylum in the great nation of the delta airlines waiting room
19 | 2020-12-28 | Borat Sagdiyev <>
Hi my name-a Borat I like you. I like sex, It nice. I am from Kazakhstan, Kuzcek and I want to buy a car with pussy magnet. I have a friend, this-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty. I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. You will be my boyfriend and do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard? I like you. I like sex, VERY much! Please give me us dollars.
20 | 2020-12-13 | Anita Bierry <>
Hi, so i live in France and love watching old men take it up the arse.
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