Turd farmer

I am an Australian sheep farmer who is new to the internet

Hi my name is Bart and i am looking for a 'pen-pal'.

I am based in Antartica on a classified and secret research project investigating U.F.O. and Alien Visitations since Roswell 1947.

The problem i have is because there are only Polar Bears to talk to it gets very boring.

I am seeking to find friendship and perhaps more .... so if you have the same interests as me i would be keen to hear from you.

I hurt my head this morning when I tripped over a massive pile cash at my home. It needs to go, do you want it?

I enjoy all sorts of hams, bacons and other porkery

Adam Lochstein here, aka "The Rabbi". Retired and interested in international business investments to grow my retirement savings. Also maybe a long-term relationship with a young foreign lady:). To be honest, I have a lot of money, but it's not enough for me. I need more. I need a substantial amount of money to finance a local synagogue that I am developing here in Hobokingville, New Jersey. I need some luck to come my way quick... I'll do anything. Please contact me at alochstein@Safe-mail.net Make haste, or I will take my money elsewhere!

I was on a moose hunting trip to central
Iowa and of course there was no way for me check my email from that wilderness.
I am pleased to say I bagged several of the viscous beasts with the loss of
only two of my bearers (the moose hide quite effectively in the corn fields
and pounce upon one with bared fangs).
A wild Hawk attacked me and i lost an eye so i sued the state for not protecting me and was giving $4million dollars

looking for love with a kind genuine man. I am lonely with a big heart. I left my marriage with a pay out of $12 for my ex husband was wealthy and I plan to invest this with my new love.

Since moving from Belgium to the UK I've been looking for investment oportunities and decent chocolate.

Funny thing is i won the lottery!