Looking for a penpal from warmer countries to keep me company after my incredibly rich husband died and left me with nothing but his millions of dollars and numerous Rolls Royce cars which I sold for more millions. Please someone talk to me and let me love them. All I have in this world is 13 million dollars in an insecure bank account, I want more! I want love again!

I need love. I found out my husband Rusty Shackleford has a whole other family behind my back! They live in Arlen, TX and his other wife's name is Nancy. They even have a son together! (But I secretly wonder if it's really his). I found out about this horrible, catastrophic bigamy from his neighbor Hank. Im just so confused as to why my Mr. Shackleford has done this to me! I supported his financially draining extermination business, and even bought him his smokes!

Found my lederhosen. I am whole now. Thank you.

Looking for rich Nigerian princes! All the other ones were liars.

I'm looking for a good Nigerian wife. Preferably Muslim so I can spit on her for not belonging to the chosen race. Jewish Domination of the world is upon you.

"Mr Bandabaloobi said he was from the Nigerian Bank" said Lucius "We first met when he wrote me an email explaining he needed me to transfer 3 million dollars out of the country because a rich old guy had died and the government was going to keep the money unless I could help and for this I would receive a percentage."

"I gave them my account details and bought a plane ticket to Nigeria to meet Mr Bandabaloobi and sign the transfer papers."

"Once I arrived I was beaten and taken to a small hotel room on the outskirts of town. I was stripped and kissed by dark and very hairy men. One of the men, named Carl, was very gentle and told me he loved me but the others were rough. So very rough. I struggled and told them I was a friend of Mr Bandabaloobi but they tied me up and took turns kissing my beautiful body, touching me and making me do things I had sometimes thought about and imagined, but had never expected to really happen because I am straight."

"The fact that one of the men looked like a black version of my dad kind of freaked me out and Carl turned out to be huge but like i said, he was very gentle and we just took things really slow. He's cool, we have swapped emails since. Nothing gay though, cause he knows I am straight."

"Having survived the ordeal and returned home, my only regret is that I missed my meeting with Mr Bandabaloobi and didnt get to see any african animals like giraffes and lions and those little things that peek up really quick and look around and then pop back down really quick. They are really cool. They are like those little dogs that live on the prairie. Cant remember what those ones are called either but they look a little bit like otters. They dont live in water like otters though, they live on the prairies. No, I dont know what a prairie is."

I love this site! I often give to bums and to the needy, and love helping resolve disputes between crackheads and tweekers in my spare time. Mark $

Turd farmer

I am an Australian sheep farmer who is new to the internet

Hi my name is Bart and i am looking for a 'pen-pal'.

I am based in Antartica on a classified and secret research project investigating U.F.O. and Alien Visitations since Roswell 1947.

The problem i have is because there are only Polar Bears to talk to it gets very boring.

I am seeking to find friendship and perhaps more .... so if you have the same interests as me i would be keen to hear from you.