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Chairman's Selections: Life Stories
Life Stories | Sales Pitches | Nonsense | Poetry | Profanity
151 | 2015-01-01 | Chaяly Wateяstяɛɛt <>
I am a beautiful man with lots of cocaine and a donkey dong.
152 | 2014-12-11 | Toku <>
I love spaghetti. Anything that helps me get more is great.
153 | 2014-11-10 | Seymour Buhtz <>
I are having sphincter stretch? Please halp. Must large transfer the moneys quick. URGENTLY!
154 | 2014-08-07 | Patrick Baitman <>
Collector of ostentatious business cards
155 | 2014-05-23 | Jerry Jones <>
I am a professional cheese eater
156 | 2014-03-31 | Skan <>
I like Ham and gravy. I have large investments.
theskan1@gmail.com
157 | 2014-03-22 | Teschitz Takumi <>
sam.j@inbox.com I am a retired 68 year old lottery winner who loves fancy wine, fine cigars, and caviar. Lonely and looking for friends.

antinio.s@o7k.de

158 | 2014-03-17 | Lady Von Moniesworth <>
Looking for a penpal from warmer countries to keep me company after my incredibly rich husband died and left me with nothing but his millions of dollars and numerous Rolls Royce cars which I sold for more millions. Please someone talk to me and let me love them. All I have in this world is 13 million dollars in an insecure bank account, I want more! I want love again!
159 | 2014-03-12 | miss casey shackleford <>
I need love. I found out my husband Rusty Shackleford has a whole other family behind my back! They live in Arlen, TX and his other wife's name is Nancy. They even have a son together! (But I secretly wonder if it's really his). I found out about this horrible, catastrophic bigamy from his neighbor Hank. Im just so confused as to why my Mr. Shackleford has done this to me! I supported his financially draining extermination business, and even bought him his smokes!
160 | 2014-02-20 | nate <>Chairman Approved
Found my lederhosen. I am whole now. Thank you.
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