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21 | 2025-04-21 | Cisco <>
helloooooooo
22 | 2025-04-21 | Dealersip <>
**"Take Me to Your Dealer"**
It was just another Tuesday when Carl, the UFO-watching conspiracy theorist with three cats and a tinfoil hat collection, finally got his wish. A spaceship landed in his backyard, right between the garden gnome and his inflatable pool shaped like a donut.

A hatch opened with a dramatic *whoosh*, and out floated a glowing green alien with bug eyes, five arms, and an impeccable fashion sense (he was totally rocking a rhinestone-studded space poncho).

The alien blinked, looked around, then pointed a three-fingered hand at Carl.

"Take me to your dealer," it said in a deep robotic voice.

Carl blinked back. "My what?"

"Your dealer," the alien repeated. "The one who provides you with *this.*" He pulled out a crushed bag of Doritos he'd apparently found in Carl's trash.

"You traveled 12 galaxies... for *snacks*?" Carl asked, incredulous.

"Interstellar munchies, bro," the alien said, now sounding eerily like a college sophomore. "Last time we abducted someone, they gave us Funyuns and anime. Changed our civilization."

Carl scratched his head, then shrugged. "Alright, hop in the pickup. We're going to 7-Eleven."

And so began Earth's weirdest diplomatic treaty—negotiated over slushies, flaming hot chips, and a mutual love of late-night snacks.

Peace was achieved. The aliens never invaded. But Earth's supply of junk food? Never recovered.

23 | 2025-04-21 | Gabe <>
Just a university student studying political science at UQ, really interested in learning about the world
24 | 2025-04-19 | Jan <>
I like money
25 | 2025-04-19 | Jonny <>
I wanna put truck nuts on my Chicken Jockey
26 | 2025-04-18 | Fap Le Watch <>
i farted really bad 😔
27 | 2025-04-18 | Nathan <>
Mmm well hello there
28 | 2025-04-18 | poop <>
i cant conceive
29 | 2025-04-18 | Randolf <>
Damn I want to start doing some investments
30 | 2025-04-18 | Jonathan Vance <>
👋 how are you this website seems pretty cool
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