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Love from Silly::Werder

Hello, my name is Phil McRakin. I'm a 62-year-old widower looking for a new wife. The last one broke again. It was only out of the package for 5 minutes this time, you know how it is... made in China, pffft...

So I am looking for a true soulmate who would enjoy riding around with me in my Benz as I drive it around the deck of my personal cruise ship, which is in space by the way.

Anyway, please feel free to hit me up for cash if you need to fly out to meet me. I indiscriminately give money to anyone who asks. Please be prepared to prove you are legit by sending me over-circulated pictures of various internet amateur models.

Can't wait to read the fridge-magnet-caliber love letters you will write me.

Eternally Yours,
-Phil McRakin

I am a proprietor of three Western Union outlets and am looking to expand my business into other fields. Any suggestions?

Hi

Red-nosed, feeble minded dogfish for sale. Anybody interested?

I have Fhqwhgads for sale contact if interested.

I have a large inventory of scabs - some several inches thick; excellent potential so contact me for details.

Looking for investors in my goat cloning business. If you have large sums of money to donate, please reply to me.

Je voudrais un croissant.

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