I need love. I found out my husband Rusty Shackleford has a whole other family behind my back! They live in Arlen, TX and his other wife's name is Nancy. They even have a son together! (But I secretly wonder if it's really his). I found out about this horrible, catastrophic bigamy from his neighbor Hank. Im just so confused as to why my Mr. Shackleford has done this to me! I supported his financially draining extermination business, and even bought him his smokes!

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Found my lederhosen. I am whole now. Thank you.

I need money for my transgender husband to have butt implants.

I am Darwin Hitchens, renowned skeptic and all around douche bag. Am looking for opportunities to fund my latest book "Thats Why Everything I Say Is Right."

I'm seeking a business partner for my new venture importing wooden widgets into Europe. The widgets need to be 1 inch wide by 1 8th of an inch tall. They will be used to create our new currency made out of wood. You will need to have a lot of trees available for this venture. Sticks or twigs are not really suitable. Please get in contact if you are interested or have any other projects that require funding for that matter as naturally I have a lot of money.

Regards, Peter.

Looking for rich Nigerian princes! All the other ones were liars.

I'm looking for a good Nigerian wife. Preferably Muslim so I can spit on her for not belonging to the chosen race. Jewish Domination of the world is upon you.

I'm just a fucking legend.

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