I ask of everyone to listen to what I have to say n the name of the creator. My name is Saffron, using my good friend Ali's email account. I am widely known for being the wife of the time master himself, the timelord. I am asking you to help me. You see, i'm kind of in a little predicament. The timelord is worried that someday I will die and ascend into the afterlife without him. To make him not worry over a mortal like me, I am looking for anyone who has any money to lend so that I may lenghthen my life span, or perhaps allow me to live forever. Please contact Ali at this email if you have any idea.
CHeers,
Saffron, survivor of Air New Zealand flight 901
CHeers,
Saffron, survivor of Air New Zealand flight 901