I have 12 penises Mwahhahaa!

Hi,
my name is Bilbo Baggins and I live in an eco friendly house which is half under ground.

I have some dannemann sweets filter little cigar to trade. friends brought from hongkong help me to quit smorking cigrette. but I really don't enjoy the smell of cigar. I am from edmonton Alberta, Canada. it's hard to find a forum like this for trade, so if anyone from local and willing to trade.

I am looking to spend a lot of money and i want someone to help me.

I am one of two girls who use one cup

i would very much like to have vegemite smeard all over my genitals by a big black man
Email me if you think your up for it!

Beastial buttocks.

I hate my name. Who names their son "Bobald"? It sounds like somebody came up with it on the spot. But anyway, I am looking for kinky sex (toys acceptable too), and more money than I already have so that I can buy more hookers.

Why do I smell like fish?

Roses are red,
Mugus are blue
Rich offer you send
Safari I make you